Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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cv jointsi used to own a garage, and the rep for a very large org who made cv joints, invited us to a manchester hotel for some trade show or summat.
it was an evening do and after a chat from some poncy uk sales manager, it was free food and a few free beers.
come midnight and the bosses were pissed and ready for bed. so off they went. leaving us lot of hairy arsed garage monkeys with the uk managers room number! we drank the bar dry and put it all on his tab. i was ill for 3 days.
few weeks later we heard he nearly got sacked!!!
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 0:40, Reply)
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