Abusing freebies
A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
( , Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
( , Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Free sex...
...not that I have paid for it - but lonely patients who have called the ambulance often offer free sex even to unattractive and balding paramedics such as myself.
I know it's just the uniform, but it doesn't do the mid-life ego any harm!!
edit: It's not always good though, several colleagues have ended up getting harassed and even stalked by female patients.
Me? I got stalked by a gay schizophrenic.
( , Fri 9 Nov 2007, 0:51, Reply)
...not that I have paid for it - but lonely patients who have called the ambulance often offer free sex even to unattractive and balding paramedics such as myself.
I know it's just the uniform, but it doesn't do the mid-life ego any harm!!
edit: It's not always good though, several colleagues have ended up getting harassed and even stalked by female patients.
Me? I got stalked by a gay schizophrenic.
( , Fri 9 Nov 2007, 0:51, Reply)
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