Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Close enough to on-topic to count, I thinkI'm not whether this is more "abusing freebies" or "abusing the elderly to get freebies". Moreover, I think I come out of it looking like an utter bastard. Still...
Among the furniture at my house is a couple of large leather armchairs, a mahogany dining suite, a walnut bedroon suite, a piano, and a few other things. I got them all completely free.
How?
Well, I was fairly brazen in making it clear to sundry silver-haired relatives exactly what, when they died, became decrepit, or went into kennels, I would like to inherit.
What's slightly worrying is that, at the time I made these demands, I can have been no more than about 8 years old.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 9:07,
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