Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Not technically freemore liberated from an unscrupulous boss at the time. Every member of staff had something away and that was down to a number of reasons, firstly his alcoholic paranoid schizophrenic wife, and his general tight arsed persona.
I had 2 pair of Linn Interconnect cables away, about £80 worth. That was pretty tame compared to one of the other guys who had a huge Barco projector for his living room!
Moral of the story, pay your staff properly or they will increase their jobs values via the liberation of company property. Bastard...
(By the way, this guy was so tight, he selotaped his £10 jacket up rather than buying a new one, and yes, he is seriously minted.)
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 9:11,
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