Abusing freebies
A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
( , Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
( , Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Finally! A story without references to bodily fluids.
5. Suggested we smoked cigars in our underpants and began to remove my trousers.
So, it was actually quite close to involving bodily fluids then?
(I ignored the 'cupping' as it just gave me a full body shudder)
( , Fri 9 Nov 2007, 9:33, Reply)
5. Suggested we smoked cigars in our underpants and began to remove my trousers.
So, it was actually quite close to involving bodily fluids then?
(I ignored the 'cupping' as it just gave me a full body shudder)
( , Fri 9 Nov 2007, 9:33, Reply)
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