Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Royal P*ssup!Anyone here old or sad enough to remember the Royal It's a Knockout competition?
Late 80s (probably) held at Alton Towers. Anyway. I played in a trio doing elizabethan music (in costume with authentic instruments & stuff) and we were booked for the aforementioned event. The night before we played around the tables at a banquet for all those taking part. On the day itself we were the warm-up act for the warm-up act (I think it was th Wurzels or something equally naff) so we were finished really early and retired to the hospitality tent. Here the three of us heroically drank our way through most of a case of vintage (not the really good stuff, of course) Bolly.
Don't really know why I posted this - makes me look a bit of a p*sshead! Heaven forbid.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 9:50, 1 reply)
The WurzelsHow dare you diss The Worzels!
Their heady mix of post modernism and astute political observation have saved me from many long dark tea times of the soul.
What?
Oh.
*The* Worzels.
Ah.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 10:44, closed)
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