Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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replies, replies, repliesJim - It took me ages to remember what lanyards were called, "neck thing" didn't really explain it sufficiently. Thanks to the Colonel for the link tho :)
Colonel - The only problem with suppliers fairs is that 20 people in one office end up with the same design of mug. Someone sent an email to our group mailing list about a misappropriated cup and got plenty of replies, mainly from hilarious folks demanding to see "mug shots" of the missing item.
Abe - I work for a university, and although even here rape is practically frowned upon, it's better to be safe than sorry. Some of those old academics can be frisky buggers you know.
Clumsy - I'm glad to say that I'm not in need of 'foot and groin' wipes, have you found a use for them?
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 11:19,
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