Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Alcohol Story #2I had just joined a band. Generally that means loads of girls all over you (you have to be good though) and plenty attention all round.
The first party we went to I was showing off my drinking skills very well by finishing off a few 750 ml bottles of beer in one sip*
I also polished off a bottle of some sours or the like though it escapes me now for very obvious reasons.
I ended up throwing up on the hosts carpet and getting carried home. I'm not a small bloke so that was rather hard to do.
I still cringe at that every time I see any of the people who were there that night.
* each bottle, not more bottles in one sip. though that would be impressive
I also know why none of the girls ever paid me any attention despite my great length...
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 12:38, Reply)
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