Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Actually.
It's more prevelant than you could even dream. Southeners really think that we "hard fuckers" from "up 'Nrth" are thick as two short planks.
Where as we *real* Northeners (Northumberland) take the piss when they call us down to do the technical stuff that they couldn't do in a million years - and pay us around triple per-hour compared to their wages.
I can do more in one day than a team of Shandy-Drinking-Southern-Cunts can do in a month.
And my stuff will work. (Unlike Southeners)
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 16:00,
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