Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Oh Jebus!We used to have an employee called AC
F***ing Hell! What a greedy bastard he was. We would regularly have free buffets at work and this cnut would litteraly pile his plate until it looked like the Pyramids of Giza. He thought it was his god given right to blag any free-be.
I even caught him racking in the bins, at work, as he thought he saw some stuff he could "take to the childrens ward at the hospital". Twat!
He even brought his own 2 pint mug to work to get more of the free tea & coffee.
One of the better managers got him fired.
lololololololololololololololol!
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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 19:46,
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One of our hardware engineersdid something similar at the Xmas party last year. The guy is a big, fat feller, but no-one expected him to pull up a chair, tuck the tablecloth into his shirt and start devouring the buffet so directly.
He's an animal. And a useless cunt of an engineer too.
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chart cat has an itch, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 21:05,
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Sounds like a good manFair play to him.
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