Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Ah the heady days of my first innocent year at university *sigh*It was my first time away from home in the big city of London. The boys in the flat next to us had taken it upon themselves to collect those lovely free cards you get in phone boxes advertising the services ladies of the night. And then used them to paper their bathroom – there were very few duplicates if I remember correctly. I’m sure they spent many an hour in there abusing themselves to said freebies.
I was for a time confused as to why gentlemen would care about a ladies educational status. And then I figured out what ‘O and A levels’ actually meant. Sadly I am no longer that innocent.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 22:12, 2 replies)
you'd have a hard time abusing yourself over those cards, tbhthese days they don't seem to have names, but few years ago, it was possible to collect cards of girls who shared the first name with your female colleague/friends/relatives, and use them as birthday cards. you could also get lucky and find the odd rent boy card to give to your more homophobic associates.
oh the hilarity
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 22:21,
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Viva Las VegasMy fiancée and I collected a pile of these cards when we were in Vegas, along with the free 'adult' magazines they have in the vending boxes. We used them to decorate our downstairs loo.
Visitors think it's quirky, our daughters' friends, howeverm give us very funny looks every time they use the loo.
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