Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Viagra!Housemate/landlords girlfriend (housemate/landlord was same person by the way, she wasn't a slapper) was a medical rep, for a company which included viagra - cue our house being filled with clocks, watches, kettles (honestly) and virtually everything else possible branded with every 'it's never happened before' man's dream pharmaceutical product name. My fave was the keyring - and gooing to the kind of bars in London where people throw their porsche/ferrari/bm keyring down in an effort to impress. I employed reverse psychology...
First time I got my girlfriend home there were one or two strange looks though!
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 22:25, 1 reply)
roystonI fucking love the smiths
That is all
(, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 10:53, closed)
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