Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Our petty cash system is open to abusefor invisible stationary.
If i found a receipt for a stationary order outside Rymans (they're next door but one to us) i'd pick it up, take it back to work and put it through my till system and pocket the money.
Best bit is that I don't have any pens or paper at all, but a bit of money. Nice.
Can make up to an extra 50 quid a week.
There's more....I know it...
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 23:10, 2 replies)
assuming you are not a trainee accoutantwhat sort of daft cunt would think they could claim, week on week for 50 quids worth of stationery - the best bit is you dont even have any pens or paper to back up your signed petty cash claims for when the company FD goes - "whos the daft cunt here spending 50 quid a week at rymans on fucking pens and paper". you daft (presumably jobless by now) cunt.
daft cunt.
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 23:53,
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Errm, thats not a freebiethats called "theft" ...
freebies is when people give away some sort fo junket and you take them up on the offer.
Theft is what you have to stand in front of a judge for and end up in prison for .. 50 quid a week, stolen and documented? I'd say, probably 2 months, with 1 month suspended.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 1:52, closed)
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