Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Phallic smartiesA bit drunk eating a big tube of Smarties and I find not a saucer shaped chocolate delight but a rod; scribbling a letter of disgust to Nestle, I posted the smartie off.
Not remembering this letter, I get a reply two weeks later - expressing Nestle's most sincere apologies and a cheque for 25 quid!
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 23:16, Reply)
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