Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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We gota free "group bonding" thingy years ago, at a type of outward bound centre place somewhere in Cheshire. Saturday night, we got taken to Chester, to an Indian restaurant.
"Order whatever you want, but please don't drink, as you're orienteering tomorrow at 6.3oam."
Well the group split in 2 straight away, the ones who were going to not drink, and would return on the minibus, and us. Buckets of wine and brandy later, we fell off to the pub, then a club. got so pissed, none of us could remember the name of the place, and tried explaning to various taxi drives, " er, it's this place right, like out in the country, run by these American tossers," etc.
Got back about 4am, the tossers were waiting up for us, and told us how disappointed they were.
God knows how much it cost, they should have given us half the cash, and let us go on
the piss round Manchester
Try running round the woods, after 2 hours sleep, loads of booze and an Indian. lot of runny poo was delivered by our little group.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 7:50, Reply)
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