England Vs S.A
During the rugby world cup a friend of mine phoned up because he had a spare free ticket for the group stage England South Africa game. Getting over was the hardest bit as it was a fairly late call but managed to fly out from Bristol via Amsterdam to keep flights below £200.

When I got there though, we had free hotel rooms bang in the middle of Paris, taxis were on expenses, free England shirts, champagne reception folllowed by an outstanding three course meal before being led into the stadium to watch the game. The game wasn't great if you care about that kind of thing, you'll know why. Afterwards however we hit the town until eight in the morning - all for free!

It was a supplier to my mate's company who kindly supplied us with this. He didn't actually come out with us after the game as he had to get back early on Saturday morning, but we spent the whole of Saturday on his expense as well. It was then that my mate told me that his boss had told him to "get rid" of our host first thing on Monday.

Length and girth? I don't know, it wasn't me taking it up the arse.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 12:18, 1 reply)

Did you notice...
... that when they cut to the engraver on telly it was literally a minute after the match had ended but he'd already done "SOUTH AFRI"

So he obviously started about five minutes before the end.

What if we'd scored a try, Wilkinson had converted and then hit a drop goal in the dying seconds again? Would it have been "SOUTH AFRIENGLAND?"
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 12:49, closed)