Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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In that vein...My poor children can't abuse all the freebie crap that drifts through the house. I have all kinds of pens, T shirts, magnets, tote bags, calculators, insulated zippered bags, sunglasses, platters, etc. floating around they are too embarrassed to use. Why? Because all these useful objects sport ads for birth control, vag fungus meds, antidepressants, erection drugs and so forth.
My little boy was particularly enamored with a Viagra specimen container that looked like a lunch bag to him. "The blue diamonds are cool, Mom!" He wanted to take it to school until my husband explained what Viagra was for. Then he wouldn't touch it.
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Cool.I'd love stuff covered in logos for sexual/gynaecological probs. It would be childishly passed round the pub with abandon,
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My mumused to have a pen advertising Durex Extra Safe, when I was at an impressionable age.
I was mortified every time she used it.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:26,
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Dude! Hook us up!Are you kidding? I for one would kill for a few Viagra pens and such! The weirder the better! I'll even send you money for the postage! A tee shirt for Vagisil or something equally horrid would be a prize indeed!
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:44,
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