Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Sort of a freebieI used to work for a hotel next to a zoo (irrelevant) when I was a particularly stoned, un-motivated individual. I would always fail to turn up for work and never phone in but somehow managed to keep the job, damn they must have been desperate!
Anyways, I used to work behind a bar in the function room and they would stick me in there on my own, Bastards. My boss was a real cock so I had no problems helping myself to the free, er, money.
What I would do was during wedding receptions due to the management having no clue how much stock they had. When someone came up and asked for a round that was over a £5 and I could see that they had the right change in their hand, I would say that it came to £5. They wouldn't ask questions because they were being undercharged and i'd just put the money in my pocket. So a stolen freebie really.
I managed to pocket about £80 in one night and subsequently went to a mates house after work and spent the lot on drugs. Those were the days! So the drugs were the freebie. Just in case your wondering, that evening I dined on special K, pills and natures finest spunk monkey.
It was about as long as the bar and lasted all night long.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:12, 1 reply)
didthe spunk monkey live at the zoo?
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:43,
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