Tenuous!
A couple of years ago, some friends and I went to the New Forest on an impromptu camping/drinking trip. The guys next to us were leaving as we were arriving and couldn't fit there quarter-consumed crate of Carling in their boot. Being the considerate human beings we were, we took it off their hands. Woo, free beer.

Sadly the end of the night saw us in a river, naked, with a can of lager in one hand, fags in the other whilst people walked over the bridge in front of us gasping. Later on we failed to gatecrash a wedding. After *that* a portly Serbian girl showed us her knickers.

It was one of the stranger nights I've had and it was all down to a gift of free beer.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:58, 6 replies)

How many friends exactly?
A crate of lager is 24 cans, I believe. Three quarters of a case would be 18 cans. Split between three people, that's 6 cans each. Any more friends and that's not very much beer at all.

I wish I could get quite that smashed on a six pack of Carling...
(mark schmark, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:45, closed)

well
we had brought some ourselves, naturally.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:50, closed)

Glad I'm not the only one
Who found themselves doing the maths whilst reading that story.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:28, closed)

how much beer did you take yourselves?
I think my record of an evening is 16 cans*, and I didn't come close to taking my clothes off and getting in a river

I often wonder what makes people do this sort of stuff.


*this is record beer intake, other beverage intake records available on request
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:31, closed)

the thing
about internet nerds is that they are generally pretty anal about numbers.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:47, closed)

l
was more confused about how you got that pissed on carling
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:27, closed)