Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Pastie blowout...After an evening's quiet drinking in the Southampton Student's Union, the dear Mrs (girlfriend at the time) spotted some postcards in the advertising cards rack at the end of the bar. Usually, these only got any attention when they'd run out of beermats, but there was a stack of maybe 100 cards from Greggs. After a brief inspection, we found they were for a free pastie and a doughnut and you didn't even need to buy anything. So, naturally, we took all of them. Good practice for when we moved to Glasgow a few years later...
That was five years ago and I'm still trying to lose the weight put on in that year.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:53,
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