Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Free pornIs fantastic. Had to do some work in Marbella. Got put in a very nice hotel. Going through the channels on the TV I discovered that they had Canal+, a french channel that has proper hardcore porn* FOR FREE!
I was very, very happy.
(*Not the watered down "hardcore" porn that you get in this country, with ridiculous simulated sex. I mean everything you could possibly want - DP, anal, 69s you name it! C'est fantastique!)
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