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A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.

(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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This morning
I laughed my tits off at Clifford the Big Red Dog, then giggled all the way through a classic episode of Balamory and salivated longingly at the culinary delights of Big Cook - Little Cook.

Oh, sorry that was my story of amusing beebies.
*hangs head and slopes off quietly*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:13, 7 replies)
I and my son like In The Night Garden, Teletubbies, Higgledy House, Big Cook Little Cook and Boogie Beebies.

Incidentally I saw the guys in Big Cook Little Cook do live stand up some time ago. They were over-rehearse although pretty punny, and extremely rude.

Whenever they sing a cheesy song and my boy claps in delight I laugh, picturing them harassing a mate's colleagues with the phrase "Nice Cans!"
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:17, closed)
Don't forget Tommy Zoom
I often catch bits of my sons favourites. Personal favs are Night Garden and Tommy Zoom, i can't stand Mr Tumble though, i want to shove him in a meat grinder sometimes...not very kiddy friendly I know...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:26, closed)
I should've known
No matter what the setting, there is always at least one person in a group who can have a c-beebies conversation.
I haven't actually seen much lately (thankfully my little girl is only 13 months, so not really 'into' it yet) hence the old references from when my niece (now 10) was a toddler.

@ alpha2omega;
I used to hate the one that went "Bluue cooow, Bluue bluue cooow" It actually gave me urges to beat the telly (or anyone closeby) with heavy objects. No wonder kids today are so fucked up!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:36, closed)
Mine's a year (well, 54 weeks)
and loves Iggle Piggle! And is very fond of Macca Pacca.

I like Sally-Ann or whatever it is in Higgledy House.... (so cute, in a funny way...)

Boogie Beebies rocks too, and the boy does have a bit of a taste for Kylie...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:08, closed)
If you had to watch it for a living ...
It soon loses the charm. A month of early shifts on the kids channel is enough to turn Ghandi into an axe wielding maniac.

But on a plus note it took them a while before anyone noticed I'd changed the graphic from CBeebies to CBoobies. By which time I'd already put my notice in, so RESULT!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:15, closed)
Enjoy it while you can
The programmes get worse as the kids get older - I'd go back to the Clifford days in a flash.
The absolute worst offender even has Billy Ray Cyrus (for those of a certain age)and he sometimes sings!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:28, closed)
I watched
that one with the gay superhero and the girl with the pink hair the other week on TMF, it was just competely shit.

Then I seen an entry in the prince compo, a little anime of him shagging the girl. Normally I don;t find anything about paedos funny, but that had me in stitches.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:37, closed)

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