Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Always check under the tableAt a computer show once, a (rather attractive) lady was demonstrating a new computer's fancy sound system. A large amount of bass was apparently emanating from two small speakers. "Aye, very good. Where's the subwoofer?" I said, and, smiling, lifted up the cover from the front of the table to reveal a large black box booming away on the floor.
She was impressed, although slightly disappointed, that I'd sussed (not exactly difficult!) but I didn't get the subwoofer as a prize. Boo.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:36,
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