Abusing freebies
A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
( , Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
( , Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Think of the money making potential. Just wander around the nearest car park, pretend to write a ticket just as the driver approaches then say something like.....
"Well I wouldn't normally do this but if you prefer to pay me directly,....."
In fact I'll buy the lot of you for 30p
( , Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:11, Reply)
Think of the money making potential. Just wander around the nearest car park, pretend to write a ticket just as the driver approaches then say something like.....
"Well I wouldn't normally do this but if you prefer to pay me directly,....."
In fact I'll buy the lot of you for 30p
( , Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:11, Reply)
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