Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Free biccies......my company's stationery supplier always includes a couple of packs of biscuits with orders that they deliver. Usually, our receptionist keeps them for herself. Bah.
Thing is I can't seem to make a connection in my head; A4 paper + biccies? No. Bic pens + biccies? No. Not even letter trays + biccies. I just can't fathom it.
What am I missing here?
EDIT: oh, ABusing freebies? I read AMusing freebies. Granted, my post contains neither unless you count the receptionist hoarding them to munch on herself, but hey-ho.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:41, 1 reply)
Just to ruin the funniness even moreOffice supply companies often *sell* biscuits (for instance, Officeworks in Australia sells coffee, mixed sweet biscuits, sugar, artificial sweetener etc). Maybe you're supposed to pay for those.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 4:13, closed)
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