Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Crap village carnival.There's very little to do in my village.
Every year there's a carnival with a parade down the high street full of shite floats built by local scout troops and kiddies football teams, once you get to the carnival awaiting you is a beer tent, several bouncy castles a fire engine and a local teenage band playing cover versions of Green Day and McFly (snigger). (As well as some other stuff)
Needless to say this got boring right quick so me and a friend of mine played a little game called "see how much free shit you can aquire".
My grand total:
- 5 Metal smoke detector shaped keyrings
- 7 Rubber fire engine keyrings
- A polystyrene cup
- 2 "Moonbugs" (decorative shiny stones with eyes and a magnet stuck to it) now affixed to the telly in my bedroom
- A can of Pepsi Max
- A can of Lilt
Not too shabby when you consider that only the keyrings were being given out free! We just walked around asking (and on several occasions begging) for ANYTHING so long as it was free even crap nobody would actually want, (hence the polystyrene cup i aquired).
On a seperate occasion, when my neighbour moved i got a single 3 kg dumbell, an excercise bike and a shitload of tennis balls!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 21:30, Reply)
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