Best freebies I ever had...
I was staying in town overnight for a work-related 'conference'. So, myself and a couple of other lads decide that we should hit the strip clubs. Upon arrival, we are given a ticket for the 'door prize'. Anyway, we duly pay our nominal door cover charge, and head into the very crowded bar, and partake of the visual feast of unclad, young, nubile, extremely hot women gyrating around poles (not mine unfortunately). Some hours roll on and many, many drinks and several 'intimate' lap dances later, the door prize is drawn - and its my ticket!
The prize was an open, unlimited drinks card for the remainder of the evening, AND, to be on the judging panel for Miss Showgirl 2006. Oh, the power! There were about 10 acts, and each lady had to be judged on criteria such as sex appeal, coreography, flexability etc. Needless to say each girl was pretty keen to win, so they well and truly put their best performances on for the judging panel (there were 3 of us if I remember correctly) and the drinks card was absolutely abused, handed around to friends, associates, strangers who returned from each expedition to the bar loaded up with glasses of spirits and jugs of beer. What more perfect evening could there be? Having all manner of free alcohol brought to you by extremely attractive waitresses, and a bevy of naked and near naked, gorgeous women all wanting your attention and putting on their best performance to get it??
The icing on the cake though, was that one of the friends who came along, smuggled his digital camera in with him, and was so hammered that he thought nothing of asking several of the girls to join us in a group photo. So I also have photographic evidence that this night actually happened and I didn't imagine the whole thing..
(BikeBoy <Insert witty sig here>, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 6:30, 1 reply)

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