Abusing freebies
A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
( , Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
( , Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Jehovahs
Well everyone is entitled to their beliefs, provided they don't encroach on the lives of others IMHO.
I cannot forgive the bastards for ruining the moment when they came knocking on my door early one Saturday morning as I was about to enjoy some sweet, beautiful loving with my then g/f. I was talked out of answering the door bollock naked I was so incensed.
I will find out where they live and post jazz mags through their letterbox, while camping on their front drive and inviting them to take communion from the sixteen pack of Fosters I will be bringing with me.
( , Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:47, Reply)
Well everyone is entitled to their beliefs, provided they don't encroach on the lives of others IMHO.
I cannot forgive the bastards for ruining the moment when they came knocking on my door early one Saturday morning as I was about to enjoy some sweet, beautiful loving with my then g/f. I was talked out of answering the door bollock naked I was so incensed.
I will find out where they live and post jazz mags through their letterbox, while camping on their front drive and inviting them to take communion from the sixteen pack of Fosters I will be bringing with me.
( , Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:47, Reply)
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