Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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pizza&beerMy bro used to be the chef in the cafe/bar at a gym which belonged to a chain of gyms owned by a beardy bloke with lots of money.
Anyway, top and bottom of it is I got to use the facilities as a guest (with all the other diesel sportwear clad 'ooh, look at my exspensive unsuitable fashion sportwear, fake tan and white teeth hollyoakes wanna-bees), one particular time I was releaxing in the sauna and my bro joined me after his shift informing me that he had rustled up two pizzas and they were sat in the kitchen cooling. We exit the sauna, stick the fodder in tin foil along with some bottles of Peroni and head off to the cinema next door where we have a deal going with their staff, they get free gym, we get free film.
Empty cinema (apart from me and the bro), delicious pizza, cold beer and Equilibrium on the big screen.
Not a penny spent!
first post, apologies for blandness but it's all true ;)
Length - 107 min
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