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A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.

(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Free vodkas + pain
A while ago me 'n' a bunch of mates went into what was at the time "Rasputins Vodka Bar" on the run-up to Chrimbo. We wonder over to the bar and I'm just about to chuck a quid in the bandit when Blonde John shouts "Your round Jeccy, get the fuck off that, mines a vodka and orange shot...". It was my turn, so I aptly start to queue for some drinks. Blonde John chucks a quid in the bandit instead, and immediately wins £25. "Jammy git" thinks I, so I turn my attention to the barmaid. She says first "Every round you buy I spin this crap wheel, and you win a prize!" and presents this carboard dartboard with an arrow nailed to the centre of it. Loads of Bullseye-esque prize catergories are there and when she spins it for me I win a half-price round. Oh well, not bad I suppose.
I then ask the barmail which vodka shots they have. "We've got Normal, coke, diet coke, lemonade, gin, whisky, chocolate, apple, orange, strawberry, chilli..." "...and what colour is this chilli shot of yours?" "Orange" says she. Bingo :)

So I get 4 shots, go over to the table and pass the shots about. We all do a quick manly down-in-1 lad thang, then back the shots. After two seconds Blonde John's eyes nearly launch themselves out of his head. After the laughter dies down, he legs it to the bar to buy 3 for us. They spin the wheel for him and he wins the round for free. We all choke half to death drinking Satan's Flaming Piss while he laffs like fuck at us. For free. Lucky cunt.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:16, 1 reply)
chili vodka.
so good the drinking of, so painful the next morning.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:03, closed)

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