Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Engravings...If, like me, you have the misfortune to attend a lot of medical conferences you'll know that one of the latest gimmicks to be given out by the Tethered Goats (hot blonde sales reps with nice cleavage, long legs and unthreatening intellect) is the laser-engraved pen.
Just queue up here and write your name on this form and come back shortly and we'll engrave your name on a branded pen...with a laser. Yes - a real, live laser!!
It's a lot more fun to wait until they're really busy and then submit all sort of puerile variations on the 'cuntflaps' theme. And then watch the monitor that tells you when your pen is ready.....
Nowadays they leave out the monitor and just tell you to come back in 20 minutes, but it was fun whilst it lasted.
Incidentally: best ever booth freebie - promotional breast implants. All the boys on my team got one for Christmas that year.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:43, 1 reply)
Why would you wanta single breast implant?
You'd look a right tit.
(or perhaps a left one)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:29,
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