Cocaine
It's not actually a joke, unfortunately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:31, 12 replies)

I like this
Cocaine i mean.
(An amusing and topical username, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:31, closed)

Me too.
That's the problem.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:59, closed)

it's only a problem if you let it become one
i don't have a problem with it. i rack it up, snort it and get fucked. no problem.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:11, closed)

can i have some?
Only, you know, run out.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:27, closed)

You mean your username is about DRUGS?
I thought you were just thirsty :(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:26, closed)

I always like to have a white christmas
So I got my stocks in early :)
( snee held his breath since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:06, closed)

it is nice
but unfortunately there is a good reason why they call it 'Cunt Dust'

:(
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:52, closed)

Haha!
I always knew it as 'pubic dandruff', it does turn people into pricks though.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:47, closed)

Not half as much as drink
They just don't go to bed so early, so the cuntery lasts longer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:51, closed)

!!
Monty must be grateful for the messages of support.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:21, closed)

Yeah, cheers, gang!
Still - live by the sword and all that...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:57, closed)

I had a year of it
Then i decided that it was pure sillyness to expect me to pass my A levels whilst constantly fucked. However i carried on and passed then gave it up.
I'm still addicted to it, i just don't do it.
(clayud, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 16:52, closed)