Cigarettes.
Rollies to be precise, and there is one thing worse for a nicotine addict than running out of baccy when the shops are closed... Running out of papers when the shops are closed! All that lovely lovely baccy and you have to improvise with a bus ticket or receit - and that tastes foul beyond beleif.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:31, 9 replies)

hmm
Are. You. A. Tramp?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:33, closed)

Not yet.....
Just poor and having to rely on baccy till I either quit or go back to proper cigarettes
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:36, closed)

Roll-ups are proper cigarettes
Straights taste awful.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:39, closed)

I dunno
Some do, but if I had the choice I'd smoke nothing but lucky strike red.... they're tasty
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:41, closed)

been there
Sometimes you get an advert on the back of your ticket, and then you realise your ciggie is burning a strange bluey-green colour.

Is nice.
( rofl harris, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:45, closed)

Run out of Rizla?
I mentioned in a previous post that the pages of a Gideon Bible make fine rolling papers in emergency situations. Best have a fruit gum as you are rolling it so the sticky saliva 'glues' your seam together.

Next week - how to mainline Bovril.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:03, closed)

:(
I have no Gideon Bible. Loadsa people still have theirs that I know, and it must be nearly a decade since they got handed out back when I was in school. I guess I must have bunked off that day or something. I'm interested in the mainlining of the bovril though...... And thanks for the fruitgum trick! Never thought of that one
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:11, closed)

Stock up...
...if you or any mates are staying in a hotel or B and B be sure to get one from the top drawer. (unless a band were staying in the room the previous night in which case it may be missing.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:14, closed)

That's funny
Cos I was actualy at a hotel about 4 months back and had a look for a bible, not for smokable purposes, more out of vauge curiosity over wether anyone had defaced it or anything, but I couldn't find one. Maybe a band had stayed there
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:23, closed)