I have had..
.. one pint of stella, two pints of summer lightning, one pint of Tangle Foot, and a further pint of summer lightning. I get home to find my parents are full flow in dinner party mode and there are several bottles open. I help myself to a glass of damn good ribera del duero (classy red wine) and am going for another one. Later on I have half a bottle of wine in my cupboard and more of whatever the old badgers leave lying around. Along with a couple of grams of good skunk.

As addiction goes... Happy times!!!!! *

*I might internally contradict this message in the morning/early afternoon tomorrow and hate myself for it, but right now it's all woohoo!
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 21:55, 10 replies)

tangle foot...summer lightning....???
I have my suspicions that you are in Dorset. If not may the mighty badger strike me down and let me drink ale no more.

No more.
(Popiella Jones, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 22:30, closed)

I am in dirty, dirty droitwich, at the arse-end of the west-midlands
The "pints" were 500ml bottles from the fridge of my preffered establishment tonight. And damn nice they were..

Please don't stop drinking ale on my account. Or start, for that matter!
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 23:38, closed)

OH OH OH!
I only just properly read that. You were getting bottled Tanglefoot from the fridge. Ale in the fridge is the work of Satan, nothing else. No crack habits/prostitution/b3tan4life can beat it in in terms of its horror. You fucking disgust me.
(Popiella Jones, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:03, closed)

bollocks
bottled ale can be as nice the "real thing". not always, but sometimes.. really, bottled ale can be gooooood...
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:13, closed)

anyway
I love satan, me..

666

666

SATAN!
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:13, closed)

666 eh
Think you're so clever. What is the thing of the
(Popiella Jones, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:42, closed)

Mmm...
...Tanglefoot. I'm 5000 miles from Dorset and I've just had a bottle, so you may be off base with your geographical assumptions...
(Mousy Tongue ...Generally bemused by life..., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 23:34, closed)

oh dear
Where is 5000 miles from the glorious Dorset, and why is there Tanglefoot there! I can barely find it here, it's all stupid horrible Ringwood. Shudder
(Popiella Jones, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 23:58, closed)

Shut it you daft bint
Ringwood is nice.

For a decent ale though, you want to try Otter Bright
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:35, closed)

Halfway round the world &
we get bishops finger here. And lots of lovely drugs.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:36, closed)