bmtorrents.net
a mate put me on to this site, i like a bit of porn but i'm far from addicted. i think it was the act of getting it free. i wont do pirate movies because i don't believe in stealing creative work from others. but for whatever twisted morality i may have i don't count porn in that. I work as a creative and i have actually had portfolios sent to me in job applications with my own fucking work in them! flattering maybe, but it makes my piss boil nevertheless.

last summer i ran a dedicated mac hooked up to a broadband connection at home.

I downloaded about 300gig of varying quality filth (most good to be fair)

i think there might be 100 or more hours of fucking, fisting, sucking, licking, swallowing, buggering and god knows what else. no shitting, snuff or kiddie obv.

mrs spimf - the ever patient mrs spimf, quietly pointed out i had been downloading porn for around 9 weeks solid. she didn't mind but she also observed i wasn't actually watching much of it and as much as it was 'kind of me to search for a lesbian dvd that would turn her on' it seemed slightly obsessive (her desires towards women are transient and *fuckle™ to say the least, they usually also involve much booze).

i think i might have actually watched 2 hours tops of the stuff... in erm, short bursts.

lets move on:

i'm shipping all my gear to dubai shortly so i have a cd wallet with around 50 or more DVD's crammed with great swathes of unwatched jiggy - jiggy that i can't take with me - not in disc form anyway, i stuffed a stash of it on my laptop naturally then hid the folder.

so if anyone wants the pornanza gaz me your address and i'll bung the lot in the post


*fuckle: when ones wife claims to be 'absolutely' up for a threesome but 'only if you can produce Nicole Kidman pre-botox or Jessica Alba in the Sin City chaps outfit' - then goes off the idea a week or so later because she seen them in a tabloid pic looking 'a bit funny'

meh!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:49, 7 replies)

Sounds like you've assembled the Pornucopia!
But I fear it might be too much for one person.

You should post them all through random letterboxes and spread your own brand of filth-based joy amongst the people over Christmas!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:00, closed)

Well hello there
I'll take some of that :D
(Kristow bored as usual!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:48, closed)

so gaz me you wanker
meh!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:05, closed)

Fuck RandomBurn...
...b3ta RandomPorn Christmas 2008.
( gone, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:15, closed)

Now you're talking!
What a great gift idea. I now know what to give those hard-to-buy-for people.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:41, closed)

You mean you didnt even have it when you were in Dubai?
I bet you were kicking yourself! You'd have got through the whole lot within a fortnight :P
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:55, closed)

didnt need it twinkle
i was thinking of you

*swells*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 1:28, closed)