When...
1) the only choice of drinks in your house are cider or tap water.

2) 'once you pop, you just can't stop' becomes true...
That might be an innuendo for you girls out there i don't know.

3) your greatest fear is being facebook-raped.

4) you have read every single front page of the QOTW for the last year.

5) you just can't stop thinking about 'her'...
or facebook stalking her.

6) your family gets you cider and biscuits for your birthday...
and that is all.

7) Every facebook picture you are in involves you either drunk or getting drunk...
Even the ones at 10am.

8) You judge people who don't know what happened in last week's episode...
and then find it difficult to make conversation with these 'weirdos'

9) you add everyone you meet, however briefly on facebook....
you then look through their profile to see if you think that you will actually get on with them.

10) you know which 'flash' games to recommend to friends when they're bored.

11) you wait for the new QOTW to come up...
and then are pleased for the rest of the day when your post gets on the first page no matter how irrelevant...
and are then devestated when your post doesn't make it onto the front page.

12) you spend more on alcohol each week than food.

13) most of your anecdotes come from b3ta.

14) you measure how good a drink is by it's alcohol:price ratio. The higher the better...
taste is irrelevant.

15) you are proud to be called a b3tard or b3tan.

16) 7p ASDA smart price noodles becomes an option if it means you can get another pint tomorrow night.

17) you compile this list at 2am because you're bored.

18) everything in life can be related to something that you saw in the simpsons, south park, family guy or scrubs.

19) you keep going back for more with the girl that clearly doesn't feel the same about you...
but until she makes it abundantly clear that she doesn't you will go back again.

20) the first thing you did on the day the 7th book came out was go and get it...
you were very happy when Mrs Weasley shouted "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!" in the last book...
and have joined facebook groups with other people that agree.

21) you will do almost anything for a free drink.

22) you are a 16-22 year old male and 'it' is all you ever think about.

23) you think that Russell Brand is a pretentious twat but still envy him.

24) you collect different kinds of cider cans and bottles.

25) watching Anne Widdecombe present 'Have I Got News for You' is better than sleep.

26) a 'mixer' just takes up vital room.

27) Arnold Schwarzenegger in 'Jingle all the way' becomes vital watching.

28) strongbow is drinkable...
otherwise you wouldn't be able to afford to drink as much as you want to.

29) you write or read fanfiction of any kind.

30) you need BBCi player to survive.

31) you cried when a fictional character died.

32) super strongbow (7.5%, 3.8 units a can) is THE BEST THING EVER.

33) You put way too much thought into your posts which it is likely that no-one will ever read or really care about.

or is this just students?

EDIT:
34) you come back to your post and make several additions and alterations.
(Ginger_Whinger got in the newsletter!! =D, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:13, 6 replies)

err
but addicted to what exactly?
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:44, closed)

most of these are implied...
cider, alcohol, tv, sex, biscuits, facebook, b3ta etc.
take your pick!
(Ginger_Whinger got in the newsletter!! =D, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:54, closed)

argh!
why are you writing about my life? :'(
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:39, closed)

Ahem ...
1(wine),4,5,6(wine),7,9,10,11,12(closer run thing),13,15(I wish),16,17,18(or QOTW),21,22(22ish),24,25,26(definately),28,33,34(probably)
(Biff..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:54, closed)

A comparison...

If it wasn't for the Facebook ones (and the one about being 16-22 unfortunately) I would have a 100% match.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:45, closed)

and another
^^ me also. And the drinky ones, actually, now that I'm a reformed character *sigh*
(Samara Morgan is a small blue thing, like a marble or an eye, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 23:17, closed)