FUCKING LAVA, BITCHES!
I saw an advert the other day that said, basically, "Some bacteria can live in LAVA! Fucking LAVA! Can your kitchen cleaning spray kill bacteria that live in LAVA? Then you need to buy OUR kitchen cleaning spray!" followed by the same "kills 99.9% of bacteria" claim that every kitchen cleaning spray since 1950 has made, and suspiciously no mention of specific lava-dwelling varieties.

Bacteria than live in lava aren't going to be able to live in me. Or, indeed, my kitchen. There isn't any lava in my kitchen anyway. If there was, I strongly suspect that the presence of bacteria in this lava wouldn't be my main concern. And even if there WAS lava in my kitchen, AND I was worried about bacteria that might be living in it, Marigolds don't come in asbestos so there's fuck all I could do about it anyway, cleaning spray or no cleaning spray.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:37, 5 replies)

This...
..is exactly the sort of thing that makes me laugh like a fat laughing thing!

Click ahoy!
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:40, closed)

this
And al the other pseudo science crap is what makes me fear for the sanity of the populace.

Have a click sir
( Rhubarb_Triangle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:47, closed)

I bet they don't kill water bears either!
All hail the almost-indestructible Water Bear!
Oops, sorry, I want one as a pet so seem to find any excuse to type about them.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:02, closed)

Survival of the fittest
They should change the tagline to something like:

`Kills 99.9% of all bacteria - leaving wide empty spaces and no competition for the 0.1% that it doesn't!'
(Audax Victor, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:05, closed)

Although....
...if you did have lava in your kitchen, your gas bills would likely be considerably lower.
(Ocelot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:48, closed)