Hi!.....
I'm a washed up actor with a lot of fake tan. I haven't really done much since being in the Bill / Holby / London's Burning since the late 90s, so I'm a bit desperate for cash.

Because you know my face as a copper / medic / fireman though, I'm completely trustworthy. So if you've had an accident that was entirely your fault, you can believe me when I use my nice deep reassuring voice to say -

"It's ok to claim, you're not a stupid greedy cunt really. You should be allowed to claim against the local council / your workplace / the little old dear at the end of the street. It's not your fault you're a total fuck-knuckle with the intelligence of a glass of shit.

Just remember that even if you're being utterly dishonest in making this claim, there's no chance you'll get caught and there's no comeback like expensive legal fees to screw things up for you.

Besides chances are the victim, erm, I mean defendant will settle out of court as they know it'll be cheaper."

So remember people, where there's no blame, make a claim anyway.

Cunts.
(sugar_tits, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:08, 2 replies)

"The boxes were done up with this plastic strapping."
"And I was wearing heels in a warehouse environment." Silly cow.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:26, closed)

I spent a good five minutes thinking of all the arguments against that one
then I calmed down and had a cup of tea instead, it's just not worth the rage.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:04, closed)