I know Coldseall Windows phone number.
Its probably not used anymore, from years ago.
(sing fast)
O eight hundred double two double one double five
Is the number to remember
When you always want to dial
Fooooor coldseal conservatriessss
Coldseal windowssssss3
bladdy bladdy blllaaaaa.

Grrrr

Also birdseyes chicken dippers. I tend to sing this over and over in my head when doing mundain tasks.

Everybody knows about the bird
The Birdseye chicken dippers the word
Chicken dippers aint you heard
Birdseye birds eye chicken dippers the word

repeat.... over and over and over again....

Wow i could go on.
Micro chips song anyone? thats another for boring tasks.
(Lord Potato, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:57, 5 replies)

Birdseye Potato Waffles
they're waffly versatile.

I fucking hate waffles.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:07, closed)

Noodle doodle doodle doodle
rocket ships
Noodle doodle doodle doodle
mouses
Noodle doodle doodle doodle
something else
Even Noodle Doodle Houses.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:43, closed)

Same round here for Wonderplass windows

They have a christmas jingle that goes

I dressed up as Santa Claus about a year ago
I found a showgirls chimney
and down it I did go
Now she was cold and lonely
Her Christmas weren't much fun
So I did just what Santa would
I went and gave 'er one -derplas windows oh they're the ones for me
just call us up 0800 21 2453

Must be sung in a broad Cornish farmers accent.
( Peej, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:13, closed)

Biiiirdseeeeye crispeh chicken DIP-Puurrrrrrs!

You are me, AICMFP.

Though I only remember:
Coldseal windows are the best, double two, double one, double five.

I seem to recall them having a run of a 3-little-pigs type skit too, though I don't remember it.
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:11, closed)

I worked for Coldseal Windows
it was the most fucking miserable 3 weeks of my working life. They've gone bust now thank fuck. Serves em right...
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 20:43, closed)