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"I'd like to give that dodo off the 5 Alive adverts a good kicking," says tom.joad. And luckily, there's tasty, tasty Cillit Bang to clean up the blood stains when you've finished. Tell us about TV adverts.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:17)
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"have a happy period!"
oh yeah, there's nothing i like better than bleeding from the gash for 5 days, you stupid fucking bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:00, 27 replies)
Hypothetically, right?
I mean, what are you implying?
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:42, closed)
i'm implying
that the vast majority of females wouldn't have a happy period even if their chosen sanitary towels came with free chocolate cake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:45, closed)
Ewww
But it would make red'n'brown wings a lot more interesting - and tasty! - to earn.
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:58, closed)
and sticky
don't forget sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:10, closed)
And when we see a woman standing vaguely bow-legged
a string hanging out the corner of her mouth, and an expression of stunned horror on her face, we'll know that she's made a mistake. Hormones, probably...
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:02, closed)
chocolate stains the gusset

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:10, closed)
Not as badly as jam.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:16, closed)
and far less pippy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:22, closed)
If by 'pippy' you mean 'clotty', then yes.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:16, closed)
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:27, closed)
Hee hee. I grossed out a woman with a menstruation reference.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:18, closed)
brings back bad memories
of the onion gravy from the chippy across the street :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:00, closed)
You mean a period involves bleeding and chocolate cake
Scandalous!

I thought it only was carte blanche for changing one's personality from cuddly to psychotically violent, balanced with bouts of uncontrollable weeping.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:45, closed)
i never weep
but i'm always ready for a bit of psychotic violence
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:05, closed)
Maybe instead of including chocolate
They should include olanzapine.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:12, closed)
i'd settle for thorazine

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:25, closed)
I'd settle
for marzipan.
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 1:50, closed)
mmmmmmmm
marzipan.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:44, closed)
seconded!

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:10, closed)

Ooh, you buggers. You're first in line next time I have PMT, happy period or not...
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:00, closed)
To steal a line from an old joke
They shouldn't call it a "period", they should call it an "exclamation point!"
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:13, closed)
Hahaha
this just made me do a late-night lol that made the dog bark :D *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 3:15, closed)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:45, closed)
And they changed it at Christmas
...So that it was, "Have yourself a merry little period," and she was all dolled up like some sort of futuristic, Christmas tree fairy. Jesus wept.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:54, closed)
i didn't even see that one!
i'd have had to choke her with a bauble, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:45, closed)
hahaha
it's funny because you deserve it.... ahahahahahaha
(likeajackhammer, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:48, closed)
don't forget
P.M.S also stands for Pass My Shotgun...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:55, closed)

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