Pepsi Max
Where the guy gets his mates to pretend a giant meteor is about to hit the earth so he can obtain sex under false pretenses with a fit bird in a pub - or in other words; rape.

What next, Pepsi Rohypnol?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:44, 6 replies)

you say that like it's a bad thing.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:52, closed)

"Pepsi Rohypnol"
All the taste, but none of the memories.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:52, closed)

Yes please

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:42, closed)

Those Pepsi adverts
are filed near to the WKD ones in terms of cringe-worthery.

"OMG we're just like totally random guys like TOTALLY having fun!"..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:23, closed)

Sex under false pretences =/= rape
You are completely allowed to lie to obtain sex as long as you don't cross the boundary to coercion/blackmail (i.e., telling her bad things will happen to her unless she has sex with you). Consent that is freely given is valid consent, even if you lied in order to get it.

It's not even fraudulent, since sex is not legally saleable, so you're not obtaining anything of value.

It doesn't mean you're not an arsehole, but it's not illegal.
(Mr T, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:16, closed)

Q: What about the argument that such sex degrades women?

A: But is it not the case that all sex degrades women? If it's any good...

Thank you, Lord Morgan of Glossop and Alan Partridge. Just brilliant.
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:15, closed)