Scaryduck is keeping this one going as he can't get his finger out of Fido's rectum to press the 'close question' button.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:01, 3 replies)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:38, 11 replies)

I sometimes wonder if this place is populated by people here against their will

( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:15, 22 replies)

This is against my will but I am compelled to do it. Taking internet stalking to new heights, Dr.Shambolic
is this very weekend less than three miles away from my house and I must track him down. All I have to go on is the height of approximately 190cm, thin, pallid skin tone, possible arching in the thoracic region, gnarled blackened fingers from keyboard pounding and a pronounced gait - I imagine something from the John Cleese repertoire with a hint of Hitler Youth. Any further details to help in the quest or general abuse then please reply.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:09, 113 replies)

I once had to apologize
to a wrinkly old horror who was cook at my school. She came belming in through a door, and twatted young me right in the head with it, and young me, being witty, rattled off "HOI! COOK! YOU NEARLY SQUISHED ME FLAT AS A PANCAKE!" top culinary punnage eh?

I was later whisked upstairs to the headmistresses office and forced to apologize to her for calling her Cook, instead of whatever the fuck her name was, because peoples job titles did not define them and it was wrong to talk down to people, shouty shouty blah blah etc etc.

Even had to write lines 'I will not call Mrs. whateverthefuckhernamewas Cook, as that is her job title not her name her name is Mrs. whateverthefuckhernamewas' 100 sides of a4.

Fucking shite, stupid cook bitch gave me a fat ear with that door, and to this day, I don't remember her name. Pretty sure my brain erased it out of sheer spite.
(yeswehavenopasties, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 2:52, 3 replies)

I once was forced to dance naked for the artist Bruce Nauman on top of a mountain
All I have to say in my defence is that I was very...very...drunk
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 22:25, Reply)

Great British Fucking Bake Off
At least Strictly Come Fucking Dancing has some scantily clad and nubile women on it :(
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:21, 13 replies)

A while back on a B3ta bash, I was forced to wear a badge identifying me as a B3tan.
You know, JUST LIKE THE NAZIS DID TO TEH JEWS.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:43, 1 reply)

Well this has been lovely.
We've made this place all about me and I feel like we've achieved something a bit special by giving you weepy losers a little focus in your lives. I'll be off in a short while. If you're going to kill yourselves please try to take scaryduck with you. And leave your sneakers in neat lines. Thank you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:17, 68 replies)