
Our old pal Freddie Woo says: An ancient aunt once tried to kidnap me and leave me on an island after lying about the last ferry. Ever been forced to do something good or bad?
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:35)
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At least Strictly Come Fucking Dancing has some scantily clad and nubile women on it :(
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:21, 13 replies)

First up: Brucie tries to get his tiny, shrivelled member to stay inside Tess Daly
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:23, closed)

Bugger. Will have to iPlayer it, later.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:37, closed)

Spoilers: it's FULL of cunts. If you can watch that twat from Nottingham without wanting to put your boot through the telly you're a better man than me.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:40, closed)

I don't really pay much attention to the personalities of the contestants.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 22:25, closed)

( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:52, closed)

Watch people bake and then cry afterwards.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:55, closed)

Come to think if it, Bake Off isn't all that different from televised sport.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:07, closed)
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