
Second Best Porcupine asks, “can we have another story about that lovable scamp Alan, please?” We all know an “Alan”. Tell us about that one mate who can't help but get in to trouble.
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He once cracked someone's windscreen for nipping into a parking space that he was starting to reverse into.
While punching the offending car, he screamed, "Bitch, cunt, whore!" at the white-faced lady driver, then after a pause, added, "I'm a Christian."
We split up.
( , Fri 3 Jul 2015, 14:20, 6 replies)

but didn't feel it until the morning.
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He may have acted like a complete ass hat but being a good Christian forgave himself
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