Alan
My uncle is an Alan. I used to work with him for my Dad in the mid 90's and he was a proper tool. I'd offered to do some tree surgery for extra cash for them both at our workplace ... I had a how to trim Bonsai trees book and no experience but it worked a charm. Alan had given me most of the money as the work was completing and said he wanted it finished completely by a certain day. That day, it was pissing it down with rain so I decided it wouldn't be the end of the world if I carried on the next day. Not according to uncle Alan. He waited till I'd finished the work then didn't pay me the money owed for "tax reasons" depite the fact I was being paid cash in hand by my own family .. I kicked off at him and have seen him once since that,and only then because my Dad tricked me into it. Bell end.
(Swafty, Sun 5 Jul 2015, 12:21, 6 replies)

WINNER!

(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 5 Jul 2015, 15:41, closed)

What colour trousers did you wear to do this 'tree surgery'?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Jul 2015, 20:56, closed)

Camouflage.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 5 Jul 2015, 21:14, closed)

He really was an awfully big Marine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jul 2015, 11:29, closed)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Jul 2015, 17:11, closed)

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