People taking the Bible serious
Well, what parts of it they choose to anyway.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 17:36, 18 replies)

Fucking heretic.
There was a breeding pair of Polar bears walking around the middle east at the time of Noah and the flood, just like there was a pair of emus and a pair of ring tailed lemurs. These are facts.

You 'scientists' make me sick.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 18:11, closed)

Not even a mention of the giant lizards that roamed the Earth for millions of years.
Jus sayin'

But that was probably aliens.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 18:16, closed)

I once had a bit of a tear up over a game of trivial pursuit or something similar
The bloke who asked the question was a bit of a religious nutcase, all militant creationism and that. The question was 'who discovered New Zealand' and he didn't appreciate my answer of 'Noah'. I explained to him that as Kiwis are flightless birds and evolution doesn't exist, then God made them flightless. They therefore could not have flown (or swam) to the middle east to be placed on the Ark. Noah must have gone and collected them from New Zealand, Thousands of years before either Abel Tasman or James Cook did.

Apparently 'If you aren't going to play seriously, then It's not worth playing at all.'
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 18:26, closed)

It says in the Bible there were 7 of them not 2.
just F.Y.I
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 18:27, closed)

I haven't read the bible
I'm waiting for the film.
(Barnetboy, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 18:47, closed)

It was released nearly fifty years ago, you bellend.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 18:55, closed)

The point in your life when things started going downhill was when people started taking the Bible seriously?
How fucking old are you?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 18:54, closed)

Aye, cos all the posts on here are said with nothing but serious troofs.
Get a grip.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:57, closed)

I am sorry that you feel this way.
I have only ever wanted to love you but you keep pushing me away by being a massive fucking bellend. You massive fucking bellend.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:20, closed)

IRONY BONANZA

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:38, closed)

alright lucifer

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 19:17, closed)

You're just jealous because no one will ever take Newcastle serious

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 23:44, closed)

I met some shiny-faced prick once who was absolutely insistent that Newcastle was a real place.
Fucker was adamant. Wouldn't listen to reason. Probably believed in fucking Narnia too.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:40, closed)

"what parts of it they choose to"
and "that" is where the problem starts. All the issues can be traced back to all that picking and choosing. If you cant accept it all then dont accept any of it (thats kind of why the mormons wrote their own and also why a certain other prophet may have chosen to start his own religion).
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:15, closed)