My life has been greatly enhanced
ever since I discovered Mumsnet, courtesy of reading B3TA intra-user insults.

There are some rather uptight sweary Mums out there. Some of the exchanges would put rivalries on this site to shame.
( Ken Oath, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:00, 15 replies)

Yay for fixed search!
This is what got me hooked...SnowytheRabbit had a great Mumsnet link, some time back; a high maintenance Mumsnet user was whining that her husband insisted on eating her substandard cake, and he then had the audacity to compliment her! What an arsehole. Fancy being married to a nice polite man, it must be a lving hell! Pure gold.
( Ken Oath, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:08, closed)

"This thread has 1000 messages"
You bastard, I'm meant to,be spring-cleaning this weekend and now I'm going to be addicted to mumsnet for the afternoon.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1664850-to-be-furious-with-dh-for-eating-cakes-he-knew-were-destined-for-the-bin

"Why should I empty the bin and fix the oven? They are his jobs."
( Ghoti Fingers, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:50, closed)

Yes!

( Ken Oath, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:00, closed)

Poor bloke

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:25, closed)

Troll thread, alas.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 18:16, closed)

fake
and heterosexual
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 19:41, closed)

I've said it before and I'll say it again, mumsnet is the worst site on the entire internet.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:18, closed)

I agree, it is pretty awful, but every now and then there's some rather (unintentionally) funny stuff.
( Ken Oath, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:35, closed)

I love it.
It is like watching a bitchy car crash in po-faced, middle-class, bigoted-but-unaware-of-the-fact slow motion.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:40, closed)

DONT YOU DAER TELL ME HOW TOO BRING UP MY CHILDEREN!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:43, closed)

i think it's pronounced "chilluns"

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:09, closed)

Actually...*twirls the end of moustache*
DD, DS, DTD, DTS, DSS, or DSD.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 1:14, closed)

It's the having to have the "Acronyms"
open in another tab just so I can understand it that shits me.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:46, closed)

You too, eh?
They're a bunch of raving nutters, and you get everything from the spectacularly stupid screwing up their own lives (think "Chat" or Take a Break") to the screaming harpies and the obsessively self-promoting. As well as "Am I Being Unreasonable", the education discussions are well worth reading for all the boasts disguised as questions, and "Relationships" for the loonies who think writing their husbands a letter to explain that he is supposed to take the bins out will stop him longing for other women.

Addictive trainwreckage.
(ubergeekian, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 1:19, closed)

and "Relationships" for the loonies who think writing their husbands a letter to explain that he is supposed to take stay about the bins out will stop him longing for other women.

Sorry. It was there & I just had to do it.
Oh before I forget - [insert OkCupid joke here]
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 1:51, closed)