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Thanks to A Vagabond for the suggestion

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:12)
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Operation cocknballz
I tried and unfortunately failed to cocknballz google earth.

My first house (i was 19) gaff a fairly large garden. All of which was covered in grass. It was a pain in the arse to but all the time but too large to afford to gravel or concrete it all. I decided I should therefore make gardening more fun.

At first I was just going to make it a bit nicer. I dug out the edges to reinstate the borders that had once been there and did a couple of extra flower beds for good measure.

Things started to get cracking when I planted them up. I had baby connifers and some little box/privet among other bits and pieces, so I put those in the semi circular patches around the edges of the lawn.

With a foot high connifer in the outside centre and 4 round little privets around it, it made a passable verdant cocknballz when viewed by my neighbours. I liked this.

As I had some bedding plants left over, I wondered what other rude imagery I could make with my horticultural skillz. Then I had a lightbulb moment. We lived quite close to an airport approach path. What if I could cocknballz air traffic?! I'd have to get a flight to check though, however i'd been well impressed with the detail visible on the recently developed google earth program. I could check that and it would be like cocknballzing the whole world!

The path was long enough and straight, so I could cat out flower beds at one end in semi-circular shapes and it would create a giant cocknballz in my garden (and give of somewhere to plant the surplus).

Alas, I didn't know that googleearth would only be updated every few years and the angle and shadow of the house would obscure the balls.

At least I tried, and incidentally there was a 7 foot retaining wall at the end of the garden so my giant obscenity could/can still be viewed from ground level.

Can't win em all...

Edit: sorry for the mistakes. Bashed out on my teeny phone with my fat thumbs during fag break.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:11, 4 replies)
THIS is why I need to become rich and plant my own penile inspired forest

(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:58, closed)
Reminds me of the guy who wrote his name in mile-high letters in trees.
He should have done a cock and balls.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:35, closed)
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, but this just may redeem you.
God bless you and your enormous cocknballs.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:13, closed)

First it's the giant cock'n'balls, then it's the big thumbs.

It's like Beadle never died.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:36, closed)
I made this earlier this year
out of weeds, with my mower.

(, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 13:22, closed)

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