
I once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Has got a little schnauzer called Dougal, he's like an old man but in dog form.
Anyway, a few months ago we found out that Dougal has an irrational fear of fart noises. We have no idea why, we just know that we should abuse that fact.
We usually just wait until he's all nice and sleepy, and then produce an effective wet sound, he jumps up from where ever he's sleeping and runs as fast as he can out of the room.
Then repeat.
( , Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:56, 2 replies)
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