Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Does anyone know...In which book the author claims to have thrown a kitten/puppy from a ferry into the sea, just "to see what happened"? Only for them to feel guilty about it for the rest of their life...
Or am I imagining this?!
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howard marksmr.nice.
yeah twas the ships cat of his fathers boat.
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Cheers!Thought that was gonna bug me all day!
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Possibly...Michael: So I picked it up and I threw it into the sea. [Alan’s face falls.]
Alan: You threw a monkey in the sea? Michael: Well, it had eaten all my fags, ...
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ahhhnot that then
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...I always thought that "Mr Nice" was a euphemism for "Mr Indescribably Boring" - but it turns out that it's actually a euphemism for "Mr Indescribably Boring Cunt".
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 16:04,
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Have you read it?It's a bloody good book.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 16:07,
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semi-agreementstarts well. ends well.
but too much in the middle of
got drugs here
smuggled them this way
sold them to this guy
rinse repeat till reader bored.
read snowblind by zachary swan for a much better drug smugglers tales.
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@chenobbleAdmittedly not... but I have heard him droning on the radio a few times. It's quite possibly his speaking voice rather than his narrative voice that irks me.
And he's still a cunt for throwing a cat into the sea.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 16:13,
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AyeIt's bloody good, his 'Book of dope stories' was also enjoyable but didn't enjoy the latest one. Can't remember the name but it's about the Welsh-South American link and his family...
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seen him live a couple of timesfirst one was ace. he was articulate, interesting and funny and the coal exchange in cardiff got smoke boxed
second time was this year at beautiful days festival and he was a boring old bastard.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:09,
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